16.9.10

i have a new best friend...

Dear Dyson DC24:

I love you. You are incredibly pretty, smart, light, and you really suck well. I will love you as long as you work as wonderfully as you have been. Please never let me down and I promise that I will be loyal to you forever and protect you from my evil cats.

Fondly,

xjx

5 comments:

  1. this is a great love letter! i have not yet received any about vacuums...care to submit it?
    also. you are funny

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  2. but... of course!!! i will try and write you some more, too.

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  3. i feel this is partially a death threat to your cats.

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