I love you. You are incredibly pretty, smart, light, and you really suck well. I will love you as long as you work as wonderfully as you have been. Please never let me down and I promise that I will be loyal to you forever and protect you from my evil cats.
Fondly,
xjx
this is a great love letter! i have not yet received any about vacuums...care to submit it?
ReplyDeletealso. you are funny
but... of course!!! i will try and write you some more, too.
ReplyDeletei feel this is partially a death threat to your cats.
ReplyDeletei feel you may be right caro.
ReplyDeleteI want one of these!!!
ReplyDelete