A little letter

Dear J. Crew:

Please stop taunting me. You're really nice, and I like you a lot, I daresay that I even love you quite a bit, but please, please, I beg of you, stop. Stop with your emails, your specials, your free shipping offers, your clever tactics, your monthly catalogues, and your WEEK-END FACTORY OUTLET ONLINE. Are you trying to KILL ME? Stop! My closet is full, I am student with a small business that keeps me afloat, I have a morgage to pay, cats to feed, the list goes on. So please. I don't want to get nasty, I am just trying to communicate with you. Stop it.

Love always and your fan forever,
Julia
xxxx

j. crew jewels

I have a thing for all things J. Crew. Especially, as of late, their jewelry. I pretty much want it all.